From our International Desk:
A 23 year old Serb was found naked, dead and half-eaten in the bear enclosure of the Belgrade Zoo. His clothes were found neatly folded in a corner of the cage, which we’re pretty sure means he entered the enclosure of his own volition, given that bears are well-known to be light-housework-averse.
Oh, did I mention that this weekend was the annual beer festival?
"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," said zoo director Vuk Bojovic. File that under, “ya think?”
It’s the naked part I can’t understand, though. Was the guy hot for one of the bears? Did the other bear suddenly wake up and attack in a jealous rage? “I thought you said he was hibernating,” said the human, before screaming like a nine year old girl at a Zac Efron concert.
There’s such a fine line between a stupid drunk and a dead one.