Apparently, 18-year-old Andrew Scheffer, a student pilot on a solo training flight, crashed his plane, but managed to alert authorities through text message.
“OMG! Totally crashed. In case UR wondering RUOK, NO! I f***in crashed my plane : - 0 LOL!
Authorities, unable to decipher the code on their own, called the number from which the text originated. Scheffer answered, “’Sup, bro?”
Scheffer was taken to a hospital and treated for frostbite, cuts on his scalp and a bruised kidney. Hospital authorities said there was nothing they could do about the fact that he was a doofus teen.