Faithful reader Drax may be in big trouble. One of my good friends from college (her son is my godson), she lives in Pasadena, CA. And the woman can cuss like there’s no tomorrow.
Only a mile or so away, in South Pasadena, that would make her an outcast.
See the City Council of South Pasadena has now passed a proclamation declaring South Pas a “cuss-free zone.” WTF? Why don’t they outlaw people with a stick up their ass.
At first I thought, what a bunch of pious fucktards. Then I looked closer. And saw the picture of the instigator. His name is McKay Hatch and he’s the 14-year old founder of the South Pasadena High School No Cussing Club.
Current Wedgie Threat Level: Orange
“My mom and dad always taught me good morals, good values, and not cussing was one of them," said McKay, who looks EXACTLY like a kid that would spout that sort of lame shit. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m all for morals and values. I just don’t think I define them by vocabulary.
Apparently, McKay’s classmates use blue language to show how cool they are. McKay knows you don’t need to say any of Carlin’s seven deadly words to be cool. Shucks. Fudge. Darn.
"I finally told my friends, `I don't cuss.' And I said, `If you want to hang out with me, you don't cuss."'
So . . . I’m guessing adorable little moppet McKay has a lot of free time on his hands. Probably met with a lot of “Fuck that, dipshit! Laterz.” Hey, there's nothing wrong with a little "me" time.
Hopefully McKay’ parents are so cluelessly goody that they’ve failed to mention the sin of Onanism. Otherwise, poor McKay’s one last joyful past time might be taken from him. And that would be a fucking shame.