Friday, March 7, 2008

Fuck Off, South Pas

Faithful reader Drax may be in big trouble. One of my good friends from college (her son is my godson), she lives in Pasadena, CA. And the woman can cuss like there’s no tomorrow.

Only a mile or so away, in South Pasadena, that would make her an outcast.

See the City Council of South Pasadena has now passed a proclamation declaring South Pas a “cuss-free zone.” WTF? Why don’t they outlaw people with a stick up their ass.

At first I thought, what a bunch of pious fucktards. Then I looked closer. And saw the picture of the instigator. His name is McKay Hatch and he’s the 14-year old founder of the South Pasadena High School No Cussing Club.

Membership: 1

Current Wedgie Threat Level: Orange

“My mom and dad always taught me good morals, good values, and not cussing was one of them," said McKay, who looks EXACTLY like a kid that would spout that sort of lame shit. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m all for morals and values. I just don’t think I define them by vocabulary.

Apparently, McKay’s classmates use blue language to show how cool they are. McKay knows you don’t need to say any of Carlin’s seven deadly words to be cool. Shucks. Fudge. Darn.

"I finally told my friends, `I don't cuss.' And I said, `If you want to hang out with me, you don't cuss."'

So . . . I’m guessing adorable little moppet McKay has a lot of free time on his hands. Probably met with a lot of “Fuck that, dipshit! Laterz.” Hey, there's nothing wrong with a little "me" time.

Hopefully McKay’ parents are so cluelessly goody that they’ve failed to mention the sin of Onanism. Otherwise, poor McKay’s one last joyful past time might be taken from him. And that would be a fucking shame.


drax said...

In the nick of time we came across these Mark Twain Quotes:
"... profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."

"The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong. He can swear and still be a gentleman if he does it in a nice and benevolent and affectionate way."

"There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that."

"When angry count four; when very angry, swear."

And of course no one will say it better than me: fucking little shithead turd, must have dumfucks for parents. Now he has so much time on his friendless hands he should go fuck himself and the city council that tax payer dollars spent to listen to the little fucking dweeb

O'Pine said...

I couldn't have said it better myself. Stay out of South Pas, Drax!! xoxo