On the way home from the airport Monday, I passed a pickup truck with a couple of bumper stickers on it. The first read, “Got Jesus?” in the “Got Milk?” font. The other one said “Real Men Love Jesus.”
Now, as soon as I stopped sputtering about how unoriginal contemporary Christians are in their messaging (some would say a trait shared with the original Christians, but I won’t go there) I began wondering which advertising clichés had been rejected. For your consideration.
Jesus. The Other White Meat.
Jesus is Grrrrreat!
Jesus. The Quicker Picker Upper.
You Are Now Free To Move About Jesus
Frosted Lucky Jesus, He’s Magically Delicious!
I’d Like to Buy The World a Jesus
Just Jesus It
Jesus. Lifts and Separates.
Have It Jesus’ Way
Where’s the Jesus?
Jesus Brings Good Things to Life
Can You Hear Me Now, Jesus?
Sometimes you feel like a Jesus. Sometimes you don’t.
Feel free to submit your own. And if you've actually seen one of these on a bumper sticker, let me know.
PS For all you hater Christians who read this, I'm not making fun of Jesus. I'm making fun of YOU!