Friday, March 16, 2007

In the case of Crazy v. Delusional

In legal briefs (I LOVE that phrase), it seems our wannabe babydaddy, Prince Frederic von Anhalt is suing Bill O'Reilly and his network, FOX. Apparently, O’Reilly (think HE’LL be wearing green tomorrow?) called the Prince a “fraud” on his incendiary talk show. In court filings, von Anhalt said “takes one to know one.”

As you all know from previous posts, von Anhalt is pursuing paternity of little Princess Dannielynn and is also married to 90-something Zsa Zsa Gabor (although her official biography lists her as 69).

From "Look, this guy's a fraud," O'Reilly said, according to a transcript of the show posted on the network's Web site. "We know he's a fraud. But let's -- what I want to talk about is -- he's done. His credibility is -- is finished." Ahh, the expert on credibility has spoken. (BTW, If you needed any further evidence that the stupid people are actually gaining ground, it would be FOX news and Bill OhReally.)

According to the Prince, people are giving him dirty looks at the grocery store. He does his own grocery shopping? How “of-the-people.” You’d never see Wills or Harry Windsor popping ‘round to Whole Foods.

"They say, 'Look, here comes the fraud,"' he said. (Use an affected Bavarian accent when you read that)

Dude. Prince. They’re not saying that because they watched O’Reilly. Those are Zsa Zsa’s friends.

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