Y’all! OMG! Y’all!! BRITNEY IS BACK! I mean totally back. Like, LIVE in concert back.
Y’all! She has this smokin’ hot bod again. And she can totally dance and chew gum at the same time. And her wig didn’t fall off once. NOT ONCE!
She showed up incognito (which should TOTALLY be the name of her new album) at the House of Blues in Sandy Eggo last night and ROCKED the house. Y’all she had, like, 4 back-up dancers. And she did all five of her famous songs (there was a rumor she might show off some new stuff, but who needs THAT for a comeback. SHA!). And, y’all--her lips never missed a word! I mean, that’s a pro, ya know! I mean, Ashlee Simpson doesn’t even lip-synch to the right song half the time.
But not our Brit. OMG, she was FLAWLESS! She was onstage for just 16 minutes, but y’all it seemed like a WHOLE lot longer. I don’t know about you, but 16 minutes seems like the perfect length for a Britney Spears concert.