Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Stupid Takes a Break

Well, it's officially summer in Texas. I can't step outside without feeling that someone shot a water hose at me. Actually I WISH they would shoot a water hose at me. It's miserable. We've had rain, rain, rain. Now the sun's out. It's in the high 80's. And it's about a thousand percent humidity. If I had hair, I wouldn't be able to do a thing with it.

So, I'm running away from home. And that means no "Stupid People" for a while. Hopefully, I'll return full of tales of FOREIGN stupid people, but I'm actually quite certain that I'll BE the stupid person, given the world's distaste for Americans right now. (Gee, thanks, W!)

At least when I'm in Britain in a couple of weeks, I can yell "Sod off, you wanker! Blair Bottoms for Bush!" Until then, I'm trying to master a Canadian accent.

Also, I'm not sure if it's the weather, or if all the smart people left town at once, but the drivers here in Austin have been preposterously bad the last few days. Aggressive, Oblivious and Angry. Such a delightful combo.

Anyhoo, I'm off. Check back late next week, if you haven't run off with another blogger by then.


hokgardner said...

I miss you. Come back home and post soon! Besides, I have a sussie for you.

Barb said...

I found you from a link on Heather's blog but I had to write when I saw this post because I realized I've been doing that "ahboot" thing lately and had no idea why. Now I know.