Gotta love the liquor! It truly is the perfect accessory for the frequent flier. According to CNN, a man was arrested on a US Air flight Wednesday night for SLAPPING a fellow traveler. Problem was, the slap-ee was an undercover federal air marshal. WHA?! A full-grown man SLAPPED another man?
Okay—I’m GAY and EVEN I think slapping is a little girly. Was he French? Was he trying to challenge his fellow flyer to a duel?
Apparently the man is using the Dave Chapelle defense. “I was shimply trying to tell thish fella a JOKE,” slurred the man. Passengers nearby seemingly corroborated his story, saying he asked the undercover marshall, “What did the five fingers say to the face?” before slapping him and saying, “SLAP!” The drunken man continued, “I’m Rick James, bitch!” before being subdued by the sober, red-faced marshall.
The man is being detained in a Florida jail. He was assigned a cell with “Tiny,” a repeat offender with a high-libido. After locking the cell, the undercover marshall said, “Now who’s the bitch, bitch?”