Okay, if you are not a teenage girl this post will seem completely irrelevant.
Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato are SO not a couple. After watching their painfully derivative performance on American Idol last night, i was shocked at the complete and utter lack of chemistry between the two of them. Could it possibly be that they are a made-up Hollywood couple, proffered solely as a means of publicity for their shiteous new single? Shocking, I know.
Did you see when he put his arm around her? It was like his entire body was saying, "ewww." I know. Me too.
What? You didn't see it? Oh, you must have one of those things . . . what's it called? Oh, yeah....A LIFE.