Friday, September 26, 2008

Michael Jackson Finds New Church Home

In more SHOCKING news on the evangelical front, Evangelist Tony Alamo (again with the fucked up names. Although he was born Bernie Hoffman) was arrested in a child pornography investigation. According to CNN, he “was charged under a federal statute with having knowingly transported a minor across state lines with the intent to engage in sexual activity.”

His wife Susan (a statuesque, geriatric blonde who looks exactly like Donatella Versace will look in her dotage) is, of course, standing by her man.

That special place in Hell just got another reservation.

1 comment:

thirdcoast2leftcoast said...

no comments from the right-wing peanut gallery? quelle disappointment ;-)