Snarky Saturday

According to CNN, workers excavating the site of a future Wal-Mart in Phoenix unearthed the bones of a 10,000 year-old camel. Speaking on condition of anonymity, one of the archaeologists involved in the find said, “It actually wasn’t that big a surprise. We’ve been seeing camel toes at Wal-Mart’s for quite some time, so we felt it was inevitable that the rest of the camel would eventually surface.”