Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Dear Bad Texas Drivers

Especially the two of you who had the supremely minor fender bender on the main artery by my house. The law says that if your vehicle is operable, the FIRST thing you should do is move the fucking thing out of traffic.

But no, you two boneheads blocked TWO lanes of traffic to exchange epithets and insurance information. Nice. And I had to take an alternate route because the traffic was so backed up. I hope you both have a really high deductible and the touch up paint that will be required to fix your cars has to be paid for out of your pocket.

And I hope you get stuck in a really long line of traffic because someone stupid does the same thing to you. Of course, you'll bitch to high heaven at that point. And I won't get to witness it, so not satisfaction for me there. Never mind.


Anonymous said...

And to the idiots every day on the east/westbound traffic of 24th street... YOU CANNOT MAKE A LEFT TURN IDIOTS...READ THE &$^#%$#ing SIGNS THAT ARE POSTED!!!

Anonymous said...

OMG Stacey!! You are hilarious.

Janet said...

Please please please give us a blog post on this quote (from regarding the Alabama "rampage:"

Gunfire is nothing unusual in rural southern Alabama, said Kenneth Smith, a neighbor of McLendon's. But he said the amount coming from around his neighbor's home was noticeable.

"We knew that he liked guns," Smith said. "Every couple of weekends or so we could hear gunshots out in his backyard. Just bam, bam, bam. A lot of shooting."