Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Okie Smokie

Yesterday, the state of Arizona executed convicted killer Jeffrey Landrigan. His final words were “Boomer Sooners!” OU’s official response was, “riiiight. Like YOU have a college education.” Funny, but I would have thought from his picture that a cry of "soooooooooeeeeee! Pig! Pig! Pig!" would have been a much more likely finale.

As a University of Texas alum, it crossed my mind that being an OU alum shouldn’t be a crime worthy of the death penalty. Especially since being an OU alum is a bit like a life sentence anyway.

And before you start thinking, “what a stupid murderer,” consider this: he was smart enough to escape from an Oklahoma prison.

{Probably when they asked for his papers in Arizona and he pulled out a pack of Zig-Zag, they decided he was too stupid to live there. That's saying something.)

Oh yeah! He had steak for his last meal. Dude, don't you know that shit will stay in your colon FOREVER!

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